Iron Sky - A Nazi Sci-Fi Sneak Movie Preview [Trailer]

So the first four minutes of the Timo Vuorensola sci-fi flick Iron Sky have been released. I wonder why studios are releasing the first minutes of their films now days, Disney did that with John Carter and look how horrible that sh*t did. For what they paid and for what it was herald as (a Blockbuster) JC sure took a back seat to the Lorax and still hasn't recovered. So I'm not sure what the benefits of giving away precious moments are but I suppose it'll allow me to take a pee and not worry about catching the previews which are usually on Next In Show anyway. I can walk in post light's dimmed and still have the satisfactory feeling of not having missed the first few minutes. Unfortunately, most people today love openings with bangs and John Carter sure didn't have that, nothing unique. Although the damage is done the plot of this movie sounds insane; so doe's anything with Nazis. In this case Nazi's returning from the moon. Enjoy!

In theaters April 4th, 2012. With Julia Dietze, Christopher Kirby, Götz Otto, Tilo Prückner,Peta Sergeant, Stephanie Paul, Udo Kier, Kym Jackson.


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John Carter FIRST 10 MINUTES Official Disney Trailer [Video]

OK, so there is a lot of hype about the movie John Carter coming out soon. The graphics and the action are enough for me to go see it and I would think the current trailers would entice enough to go. However, I sense there may be some insecurities over at Disney because they have now released the first 10 minutes of the movie. Yes, they released the first 10 minutes. Sort of like the whole don't judge a book by it's cover saying - doesn't actually persuade people to read I'd assume that this wouldn't change any minds. Though if minds we changed I'd think people would decide NOT to go if they were to make any decision at all, because if they're going they're going regardless. I definitely recommend paying the money to go see this beast.

Here's from the Hollywood honchos themselves:

From Academy Award®--winning filmmaker Andrew Stanton comes "John Carter"—a sweeping action-adventure set on the mysterious and exotic planet of Barsoom (Mars). "John Carter" is based on a classic novel by Edgar Rice Burroughs, whose highly imaginative adventures served as inspiration for many filmmakers, both past and present. The film tells the story of war-weary, former military captain John Carter (Taylor Kitsch), who is inexplicably transported to Mars where he becomes reluctantly embroiled in a conflict of epic proportions amongst the inhabitants of the planet, including Tars Tarkas (Willem Dafoe) and the captivating Princess Dejah Thoris (Lynn Collins). In a world on the brink of collapse, Carter rediscovers his humanity when he realizes that the survival of Barsoom and its people rests in his hands.

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The Way All Movies Should End, With A Car Wash [Video]

I was thinking last night about the different ways movies end. You know what I mean, like some movies just end, some play credits and then have like bloopers and then some have the credits and then scenes after the credits. Like Napoleon Dynamite is a perfect example of the credits ending and then a full scene is played after of Kip and Lafawnduh getting married with the guy who's obviously disappointed. Well I found a clip from the movie Car Wash an old school blaxploitation film made about well, a car wash. The movie is hilarious especially with Richard Pryor, George Carlin and Garrett Morris on the cast. The movie ends with a great big well, car wash and a nice biggie down by the cast to Rose Royce's hit song Car Wash. No credits in the way just raw dancing, funky vocals and a guy getting high. The voice over let's us know who's who, no need for the credits right now just let the audience boogie. I wonder if people at the drive-ins would get out and dance to the songs after movies? Hmm... I remember going to the drive-in as a younger person in the 90s I didn't dance though because I would have been recruited by the Jabawockeez and then I wouldn't be able to share all this cool sh*t stuff with you. Enjoy!

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'Jersey Shore' Starts With A Jersey Bore [FULL EPISODE] [VIDEO]

What the ef???

What the hell happened? (Will Farrell voice) I was so excited to see the new episode of Jersey Shore last night that I literally made my own pasta so that I could get the full authentic Italian vibe. Heh. But to my dismay what they showed was the remainder of last season in Florence. Come on man. I thought the Situation and Snooki drama by this time was done, but I remember this is immediately post Florence. I guess this is why the cast was hosting the first episode instead of giving us new problems from new situations. Well unfortunately that ain't the case in this situation. Apart from the body of JWOWW being even more amazing and Sammi introducing her new personality of boring-er I really see nothing to fist pump about yet. Here's how I see it...

I can already see the MTV persuasion  of The Situation to start shit with Snooki. This is why I love MTV. They know how to make the show worth watching.

The Situation is already on the prowl for Snooki and her blood. The guy is relentless to give up the fact he slept with her. Not sure if you know Mike but, WE KNOW. I'm not mad though you at least made the first episode worth watching. Keeping us on our toes to see if the 'ingredients to the bomb' would spill the beans to Jionni

Ok Snooki, time to stop being fake, or stop being yourself. Sorry that just makes sense to me. Snooki I see your career immediately over after the show is done. No exercise videos, no liquors, just a lot of stupid stuff stupid people buy. Please do something aside from lie this season, go back to getting drunk and having fun, don't let Jionni change you from being all you can be.

Ronnieeee... He's the man, everything that I think, Ronnie says. Now that he's not uber asshole he's the commentator of truth. Michael Buffer couldn't be more clear when he states the imminent. Thanks Ronnie for not being lame anymore. If you were single you'd be even more cool too. Just a thought.

Deena oh Deena where art thou? I barely noticed Deena this episode except for the camera pans showing her disgustingly jealous face. Sorry Deena, yes Ryder is a loose goose but she's also hotter. If I were the producers I would have had the cameras on the hotter girls too, that what kept a majority of the men tentative last night. JWOWW yes, Sammi yes, Ryder yes but you NO. I'm just sorry, so wipe the sour face away and start drinking dammit.

Veni, vidi, vici. Psyche. Not even, this guy Vinny hasn't conquered anything yet if he can't be away from home without sapping up. I don't get it, when does a grown man become accustomed to living on their own. A trip to Italy and tons of cash would make me happy to know I can at least visit home when I want to. Sadly, that's not my case but Vinny guy you gotta grow a pair. Come on, man up son.

JWOWW, all I want to say is I'm sorry I can't be guido, but I still love ya. Whew. Just keep on being JWOWW.

Pauly D got laid last night by the loose goose. At least he had a nice line for it though. Definitely not worth repeating because I just wouldn't live by it haha. If my boys hit it, at least 2 of them well then I won't be dipping my finger in that frosting jar. Pauly D is the funniest cast member and I'm quite sure he'll manage.

Sammi girl you're doing good, you're doing good. Just don't have any relapses and Snooki should take the title home two years in a row. The title of Drama Queen delusional liar. Hey, we're only human. 

andddddddddddd Ryder is a loose goose and The Unit is irrelevant.

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'Jersey Shore' Boys Saved By The Razor Blade [VIDEO]

The Jersey Shore boys finally are back in Seaside and the first thing they need to do is get their hair did. After not having the er? luxuries of the infamous Jagged Edge barbershop in Seaside Heights the boys found their appearances a bit dis-shoveled in Florence. Now back on the shore there's no doubt the boys will have to instantly revive their GTL routine post a pit stop the razor house. Check out the video the great MTV has provided.

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WILLOW SMITH f. NICKI MINAJ - FIREBALL [VIDEO]

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TYLER PERRY'S "FOR BETTER OR FOR WORSE" WORTH WATCHING? [VIDEO] [REVIEW]

Tyler Perry has yet ANOTHER show. Maybe he should start using Charlie Sheen's catch phrase "Winning" because there's no doubt this guy has clout, money and power. Now if you aren't familiar with his other shows "Meet The Browns" and "House of Payne" then you'll get to see why TBS has dubbed it's channel very funny. I definitely think House of Payne is funny and has it's moments of true penmanship as well, however I could argue perhaps the over exaggeration it looks like the casts portrays on Meet The Browns. I am a fan of the relaxed "don't bother daddy" and slapstick humor. Meanwhile Meet The Browns doesn't even have pictures for it's full casting list on the CBS website? SMH The show doe's still have a decent cast and includes the at time's very funny David Mann.

For Better or for Worse ultimately takes the cake as far as cast line ups go. These are personal preferences and reasons as well. Michael Jai White is nice, but that's just because he always plays this role. After Spawn and some other kick-punch movies he finally found his niche, which makes him relevant on screen. Him paired with the more so than not very funny Tasha Smith should do good. They've both mastered the role they've been given in their prior endeavors. Tekaboo Brandon is also another I can't wait to see shine, she s also heavily involved with music. It's so great when the youth shine isn't it? Remember Kiki Palmer? Akilah and the Bee? She's stuntin like Birdman now and should be the next Raven Simone in that aspect of acting for her age.

Overall I give his other two shows a 5/10 combined, that because Meet The Brown's has no value in comparison to other comedies on TV. House of Payne can survive. I expect For Better of for Worse to be the best of his TV productions however I still wish he'd manage to develop some kind of new story line. Being a great writer is superb but what's the use if there's no NEW IDEAS? We need NEW IDEAS Mr. Tyler Perry, I may support your ambition but not so much your lack of creativity. If you want to WOW television viewers it's time you use your famous name and that studio and be the future of New Ideas and Great Productions. How about some explosions and what about the shootouts? Can the crew over at Tyler Perry Studios make the same money(not literally) I mean theater and small screen GOLD as Jerry, Michael, Stephen, Martin, Matt, Angelina, Jenji, Brenda, Aaron, James and those guys and gals? We want to see ad we want it to succeed. We just want something new.

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"The Lady" Will Thrill? Or Will It? Movie Trailer

Luc Besson (The Fith Element, The Professional) has decided to switch it up on us folks. The man known for his edgy action and well choreographed fight and shoot-out scenes has put his mind on politics. In "The Lady" played by action diva Michelle Yeoh we are taken through the struggles endeared by Oxford Student Aung San Suu Kyi. The story follows her life as she fight's to bring democracy to Burma and overthrow it's military rule. Coming to take care of her sick mother she is faced with violence and goes toe to toe with the military. The film was released at the Toronto Film Ferstival on September 9th and hits theaters December 2, 2011. (USA) Enjoy

The Lady

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The Real World San Diego Ep. 1 - What Happened?

If you didn't get to see the new season premiere of The Real World last night well then you missed a good one. I won't lie, from the teasers I saw this seasons cast looked a little dull and boring, not as self destructing. What I got was an episode filled with a set of crazies. I love this show, I mean the casting must be so intense with all the loonies trying to be on TV. They do a great job of finding the ones who look sane at first. OK, I'll give credit to a couple cast members for making it through episode one without going nuts but the upcoming episodes seem to show their "inner Reality TV" come out. A phrase I would use to sum up this episode is "Identity Crisis". What I've taken the liberty of doing is providing you with the real world scoop on these Real World cast members. 

First off we have Sam and Sam is a girl from Virginia. However Sam describes herself as a "stud" in urban terms it means a lesbian who chooses to appear more like a male. Sam is really cool so far, I mean she gave her thoughts on some hate words that were uttered by a girl in the club towards another cast mate and proved to be a mature player in the house. I don't see Sam getting into to much drama as she doesn't really care for the girl drama just their good looks and could care less about the guys and any immature tirades. 

Accompanying Sam in the girl pool is Priscilla, she's a San Diego native, only 19 years old and definitely the hottest one in the house. She didn't get into any arguments but she did show a Great display of "youth" (I wont say immaturity she's only 19). A little bit of a fit after realizing the older roommates had left to go drink instead of retrieve more liquor proved her age. I'm confused still as to why she was so agitated considering she's only 19 and can't drink yet, despite the fact that she was blatantly drinking underage on TV. Oh well, it happens and at least she's under the watchful eye of us adults, and the law, and MTV. (I love The Real World MTV I don't want to watch anymore put me on. Hehe.) Not that it means anything but Priscilla did hook up with another roomy already. Not that it means anything.

Nate from Kansas City, oh Nate the guy who doesn't know what the hell is going on. Or does he? Nate is definitely the player of the house, I know because his first thought's about another roomy was that he would take all the girls, in place of himself. Not to revealing but I know what he's getting at, he came for some fun and already he got it. Priscilla, remember her from my previous paragraph well Nate is the guy she hooked up with. She got real immature about it though and said he grabbed her face, come on he was on top of you and you didn't say stop so don't "yap yap" now. This accusation causes another roomy to use his nosiness to butt in and confront Nate about this. Why he confronted Nate I have no idea because the judge himself seems to be the most aggressive roomy. Nate appears to be a guy who will take some shit but always express his mind first, he looks like he can build up anger and blow up later on. Let's hope so because I wan't good TV.

Zach is the next lad up. He plays arena football and he appears to like going to the gym. He's definitely one of the taller people cast by MTV for this show, not that it matters it's just very noticeable. Hasn't really said or done to much and appears to be the non gossip type of guy, his laid back style is probably why. We don't need no drama over here right Zach? Not sure what he's capable of but one thing is for sure he will definitely get girls and he will definitely beat someone up if they want to get beat up. 

Next we have Ashley the hot blond from Connecticut. Having gone to school and lived in Boston I know this not so far away state possesses some of the country's most beautiful women. I'm not sure how they do it but I know money works magic and the best concealer makes the best face. Or does it? Ashley hasn't realy done or said much but she like's to drink like everyone else including the 19 year old. I think Ashley is hot and she and Zach will hook up because I know they will. (Ashley should call me after the show for a date.) Expect her to become overwhelm at some point with the realities of the world and living with "people" and have an emotional break down. Plus this is her first time living away from home. We've all been through those emotions.

I didn't know who to save for last so I am going to introduce these two together. You're going to ask why so I will tell you before you ask. These two are meant to be together and here's why. We have an emotional wreck named Frank and we have the girl he likes Alexandra who has a boy friend consoling him after his wall beating, cock blocking shenanigans. With that said it's quite easy to see they make the perfect on screen couple. Kind of like Ronny and Sam from Jersey Shore. I can't wait to see what this leads to. Frank is openly admitting to hooking up with guys but at the same time is offended at the fact Nate thought he was gay at first sight and still at the same time has fallen head over heels for Alexandra; in a single day. Her boy friend endured Frank taking the phone to tell him how beautiful and hot his girl is and if she was single he'd date her. Come on what boy friend wouldn't be pissed after that. This tells me that Alexandra is used to weird guys and immune to drama. I give her credit she has been through a lot having been raised in Zimbabwe and many of her friends contracting HIV. What get's me is how her personal goals and the 12 years spent to get to this point in her life are seemingly going out the window, for some nut head. I see this all going up in the air and a big outburst happening later on in the series. Frank I will let you go and watch for yourself lead himself to crazy land. This guy is a TRIP.

Overall I can say MTV has cast a very diverse crew with the right eye on the future of the season. I can easily see how this mixed bin of personalities has to crash. There's no way you can have strongly opinionated individuals of different sexual liking and orientation, underage drinking and jocks get along for more than a week. If there was then one of my favorite shows wouldn't exist. 

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#Americas Got Talent "Landau Eugene Murphy Jr." Wins it All

He went from placing chewed gum in his pocket after walking out to the audition stage with it in his mouth at Piers Morgans request to the Million Dollar Crooner. Ladies and gentlemen Mr. Landau Eugene Murphy Jr. has done what we knew he was capable of doing all along, he has won Americas Got Talent. Not only did Landau amaze the judges and the crowd during his audition and triumphant song fought fight he was able to prove to millions of Americans - he's worth a million bucks. Having watched every episode it indeed was a fight to the finish for Mr. Landau; going against powerhouses Team Illuminate, The Silhouettes and Pop Lyfe. I won't lie during the final performances on Tuesday it seemed as though The Silhouettes and Team Illuminate had put forth efforts that could have seen them winning the contest. However, in the end it was Mr. Landau who won as he also set another life milestone by performing with Patti Labelle one of my favorite Divas of all time. 
As the night passed it was imminent there could only be one winner, regardless the duets with Patti Labelle, Cobra Starship, Stevie Wonder and LeAnn Rimes and how well they went; But ultimately it was Mr. Landau. 

Both of us here at #nextinshow would like to congratulate

America's Got Talent 2011 Winner

***Mr. Landau Eugene Murphy Jr.*** 

We also congratulate the talented musicians and other talent who participated. Good luck to you all.

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#No Church In The Wild - MUSIC VIDEO #Kanye #JayZ #FrankOcean

OK, so what can I say about this video. Hmmmm, well it's A MA ZING to begin with. Secondly I love the ideology of the video being of a man running from a man who reminds me of Mario Van Peebles role in Posse. If you listen to the song Kanye iterates sin is really nothing if it's OK but deceit and backstabbing are what get you into trouble. I assume the guy running is to portray maybe a JC type character running from those lost dark souls who don't believe there's #NoChurchInTheWild. The idea of making this a western/southern and plantation accented video plays deeply into the idea of things being wild, especially in that era when opinions really didn't matter. It was the way of the World, as Kanye mentions you can have all the money and die with it but we'd probably spend it because life is hard. Money is the root of all evil, that's what they say, when you're making money it's at the hands of "the wild" I assume the industry. As long as you don't deceive them shit you can do anything else you want, #NoChurchInTheWild or no one here to judge you. Just don't screw us over.


I am intrigued by what I have seen @H5C High5Collective produce and their ideas seem to dwell in the dark, in the wild to a sense even if it's inside a house. Their videos are insane, the crew from what I can see close knit. All the makings of innovative #nextinshow material.


I now bring you:

Kanye West and Jay Z f. Frank Ocean No Church In The Wild

Kanye West and Jay Z - No Church In The Wild (music video) from High5Collective on Vimeo.

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