Woooooo JersDay muhfuhssss. Nice. Already there's a Situation, may day may day. Did Mike just offer Jionni boxers and a t-shirt? Did Jionni just offer to cook Mike late night snack? Yep. Bad idea Jionni, as it turns out your girlfriend Snooki might get mad at you for patty caking with the estranged "affair". To late, there she goes' there you go and now here comes The Sitch to give you breakfast in bed. Now we know it was good. What a lame.
So there's the opening scenes of Jersey Shore today and I'll say there's no mercy on Mikes behalf, he's an animal. This episode brought drama to the shack when Pauly D found his favorite gold chain was stolen by the two timer he brought home from the club. It's right on camera too and the chick has the balls to go sit downstairs and wait for the cab to leave, a la no shoes. Don't worry Pauly lovers it was just a plan so she could come back later in the day for a hopeful post smush, epic fail. Vinny is in the slums, not really himself so Ronnie is playing babysitter. I "think" he's planning on leaving the show. Stay Vinny because what else are you going to do? Invite us to the crib we'll chill. UNFORTUNATELY, Vinny left everyone. VINNY LEFT THE SHOW. For now?
The Situation is relentless. After a night out at the bar Jionni insists on asking Mike for clothes and then cooks him breakfast, almost. After Jionni runs upstairs after a mad Snooki, Mike takes breakfast up to the room. What an instigator.
Damn Snooki, looks like you'll never tell the truth. Being in denial has never looked so bad. You missed another night of her getting drunk and falling out however it seems as though the money is more important to Jionni to care much now. As expected.
Sammi girl you're doing good, you're doing good. Just don't have any relapses and Snooki should take the title home two years in a row. The title of Drama Queen delusional liar. Hey, we're only human. TWO WEEKS IN A ROW AND COUNTING.
