JERSEY SHORE 'BYE BYE VINNY' [Video] [Review]

Woooooo JersDay muhfuhssss. Nice. Already there's a Situation, may day may day. Did Mike just offer Jionni boxers and a t-shirt? Did Jionni just offer to cook Mike late night snack? Yep. Bad idea Jionni, as it turns out your girlfriend Snooki might get mad at you for patty caking with the estranged "affair". To late, there she goes' there you go and now here comes The Sitch to give you breakfast in bed. Now we know it was good. What a lame.

So there's the opening scenes of Jersey Shore today and I'll say there's no mercy on Mikes behalf, he's an animal. This episode brought drama to the shack when Pauly D found his favorite gold chain was stolen by the two timer he brought home from the club. It's right on camera too and the chick has the balls to go sit downstairs and wait for the cab to leave, a la no shoes. Don't worry Pauly lovers it was just a plan so she could come back later in the day for a hopeful post smush, epic fail. Vinny is in the slums, not really himself so Ronnie is playing babysitter. I "think" he's planning on leaving the show. Stay Vinny because what else are you going to do? Invite us to the crib we'll chill. UNFORTUNATELY, Vinny left everyone. VINNY LEFT THE SHOW. For now?

The Situation is relentless. After a night out at the bar Jionni insists on asking Mike for clothes and then cooks him breakfast, almost. After Jionni runs upstairs after a mad Snooki, Mike takes breakfast up to the room. What an instigator.

Damn Snooki, looks like you'll never tell the truth. Being in denial has never looked so bad. You missed another night of her getting drunk and falling out however it seems as though the money is more important to Jionni to care much now. As expected.

Ronnieeee... He's the man, everything that I think, Ronnie says. I know I said that last week but he is. Makes the meanest drinks, says the funniest but most truthful things and knows how to have fun. To make sure his fun won't be ruined Ronnie has taken on the role of Mr. Make Vinny Feel Better.

This time around was Deena's time to shine. Unfortunately for her it was a light she had already 'turned on' before. After a night of clubbing Dmama left with an old school fling to reignite the old burner.

Toughen up Vin-Man. Why so serious? What Guido would complain over not being home when you are doing anything you want. So as of now Vinny has left the show. Not sure if it's for good but he's definitely gone. I'm not sure if it was a cool way to leave though while everyone had just left for the club. It's cliche that Pauly D be the last and only one to see Vinny before he said goodbye. He's the realest.

JWOWW was almost invisible this episode. She asked Vinny where he was going in the club and that's about it. Doesn't seem like JWOWW feels obligated to babysit Snooki anymore now that Jionni wears the apron.

Face-Off Pt. 2 starring Pauly D. To much tanning and your face starts to peel away, ask this guy. Pauly is the man he'll bounce back. So some chick he brought home from Karma took his chain but then she brought it back to try and get a second smash in, fail.

Sammi girl you're doing good, you're doing good. Just don't have any relapses and Snooki should take the title home two years in a row. The title of Drama Queen delusional liar. Hey, we're only human. TWO WEEKS IN A ROW AND COUNTING.

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'Jersey Shore' Boys Saved By The Razor Blade [VIDEO]

The Jersey Shore boys finally are back in Seaside and the first thing they need to do is get their hair did. After not having the er? luxuries of the infamous Jagged Edge barbershop in Seaside Heights the boys found their appearances a bit dis-shoveled in Florence. Now back on the shore there's no doubt the boys will have to instantly revive their GTL routine post a pit stop the razor house. Check out the video the great MTV has provided.

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Jersey Shore 'SEASON 5' TRAILER Sex Karma and Tanorexia. FINAL SEASON?

YES, I mean YAY Jersey Shore is back. Season 5 couldn't have come sooner after the Homeland, Boardwalk Empire, Sons Of Anarchy and Walking Dead season finales this season. I needed some good entertainment  from the Shore cast and judging by the previews it appears as though everyone is the same, the exact same. I didn't catch a good glimpse of Vinny but everything seems to be the same. Pauly D will encounter some Tanorexic set backs, the guy tanned his skin off and then exfoliated. He should be alright though just throw some coco butter on it man. Our beloved Snooki is already on her way to pulling a last season ass showing stunt that would see Jionni going nuts again. Don't save em Jionni, don't save em. JWOWW looks so damn good it's a damn shame. JWOWW if you read this please let us interview you there's some crazy questions we have, between ourselves. We're not far either hehe.

If you want to know about the Situation well then ask yourself, isn't their always a Situation. Sammi looks like the sun shining on a wet spot in 20 degree weather and Ronni looks like he wants to cheat. I hear somebody goes home, I may even know already but I'm sure you'll want to find out on your own. I'll be back during the season to evaluate everyone including after the first episode. DON'T MISS IT because it's rumored that the cast wants to quit the show after Season 5 to pursue solo projects and endorsement deals. I would imagine all except Pauly D and Snooki failing at being a solo celebrity. Those two have personalities and bring a vibe to any environment. Pauly D is comedic and can make people laugh, he can also attract a crowd. Snooki with her antics and fearlessness would be a BIG HIT on a solo show, without JWOWW. If Khloe Kardashian can sit and tell Barbara Walters that her and the family are "entertaining people" I think Snooki can do some damage. She's way more entertaining and for the most part what you see is what you get, she doesn't work the system like some families. WATCH THE SEASON 5 TRAILER BELOW

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