YES, I mean YAY Jersey Shore is back. Season 5 couldn't have come sooner after the Homeland, Boardwalk Empire, Sons Of Anarchy and Walking Dead season finales this season. I needed some good entertainment from the Shore cast and judging by the previews it appears as though everyone is the same, the exact same. I didn't catch a good glimpse of Vinny but everything seems to be the same. Pauly D will encounter some Tanorexic set backs, the guy tanned his skin off and then exfoliated. He should be alright though just throw some coco butter on it man. Our beloved Snooki is already on her way to pulling a last season ass showing stunt that would see Jionni going nuts again. Don't save em Jionni, don't save em. JWOWW looks so damn good it's a damn shame. JWOWW if you read this please let us interview you there's some crazy questions we have, between ourselves. We're not far either hehe.
If you want to know about the Situation well then ask yourself, isn't their always a Situation. Sammi looks like the sun shining on a wet spot in 20 degree weather and Ronni looks like he wants to cheat. I hear somebody goes home, I may even know already but I'm sure you'll want to find out on your own. I'll be back during the season to evaluate everyone including after the first episode. DON'T MISS IT because it's rumored that the cast wants to quit the show after Season 5 to pursue solo projects and endorsement deals. I would imagine all except Pauly D and Snooki failing at being a solo celebrity. Those two have personalities and bring a vibe to any environment. Pauly D is comedic and can make people laugh, he can also attract a crowd. Snooki with her antics and fearlessness would be a BIG HIT on a solo show, without JWOWW. If Khloe Kardashian can sit and tell Barbara Walters that her and the family are "
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