YES, I mean YAY
Jersey Shore is back.
Season 5 couldn't have come sooner after the
Homeland,
Boardwalk Empire,
Sons Of Anarchy and
Walking Dead season finales this season. I needed some good entertainment from the
Shore cast and judging by the previews it appears as though everyone is
the same, the exact
same. I didn't catch a good glimpse of
Vinny but everything seems to be
the same.
Pauly D will encounter some
Tanorexic set backs, the guy tanned his skin off and then exfoliated. He should be alright though just throw some coco butter on it man. Our beloved
Snooki is already on her way to pulling a last season ass showing stunt that would see
Jionni going nuts again. Don't save em
Jionni, don't save em.
JWOWW looks so damn good it's a damn shame.
JWOWW if you read this please let us interview you there's some crazy questions we have, between ourselves. We're not far either hehe.
If you want to know about the
Situation well then ask yourself, isn't their always a
Situation.
Sammi looks like the sun shining on a wet spot in 20 degree weather and
Ronni looks like he wants to cheat. I hear somebody goes home, I may even know already but I'm sure you'll want to find out on your own. I'll be back during the season to evaluate everyone including after the first episode. DON'T MISS IT because it's rumored that the cast wants to quit the show after
Season 5 to pursue solo projects and endorsement deals. I would imagine all except
Pauly D and
Snooki failing at being a solo celebrity. Those two have personalities and bring a vibe to any environment.
Pauly D is comedic and can make people laugh, he can also attract a crowd.
Snooki with her antics and fearlessness would be a BIG HIT on a solo show, without
JWOWW. If
Khloe Kardashian can sit and tell
Barbara Walters that her and the family are "
entertaining people" I think
Snooki can do some damage. She's way more entertaining and for the most part what you see is what you get, she doesn't work the system like some families. WATCH THE SEASON 5 TRAILER BELOW